These characters must have run out of flag poles.
No sweat, they decided to use a golf cart as a hanging apparatus instead. Surprisingly, it still did the trick.
This wasn’t a classic schoolyard bully move, though. It was the result of a failed Evel Knievel attempt. In fact, Evel himself would be cracking up at this botched try at Internet glory.
What you have now is Internet embarrassment. It was a valiant effort, no doubt, but a wedgie is rivaled only by a stomach full of white dog crap. This isn’t snakes in a can we’re talking about. This is wearing your skivvies as a scarf. And unfortunately for this poor dude, people don’t forget.
Enjoy the golf cart mishap in the video below, because one man’s embarrassment is another man’s reason to giggle like a little girl.